Mar 03 2009
The Love Bus Keeps Moving
Bret Michaels lets Kelsey go since she got too drunk and couldn’t seem to handle her liquor. He felt she was probably too immature for him. The girl is in her early 20’s and he’s in his 40’s or so. Amazing that he finally figured out she was too immature. During one of the Bret’s shows the three muskateers (Ashley, Kelsey, and Farrah) decided to get so wasted that they were rolling around on the vip couches near the stage. Big John asked two of them to leave when Kelsey got really upset and starting walking around and crying hysterically as Big John decided to take her aside and try calming her down. She ended up laying down on a speed bump in the parking lot and whining. Yeah, I think she should be eliminated. Her excuse for drinking so much was that she was just trying to have a good time and there’s nothing wrong in drinking a lot once in awhile. Her problem is she doesn’t react well to a lot of liquor.
Farrah and Ashley are sticking around only because Bret gets sex from Ashley and gets information from Farrah about the other girls. As the three muskateers stumbled up to the stage for elimination it was funny to watch the other girl’s reactions. Bret finally showed up to see how the girls could barely stand up. He laughed a bit and then quickly got rid of Kelsey. Then he threatened the other two girls that was wasted that they better stop acting up so much or they will be going next.
One of the new girls eliminated herself midway through the show. So, I was kind of surprised Bret let another girl go this week. But I guess that’s why there was no show last week. The new girl felt this wasn’t the lifestyle for her since Ashley pulled her pants down for Bret to come have sex with her during one of their joined dates. The new girl thought it was disrespectful especially when he went over to her and ignored the other two girls. There was no apology from Bret for his behavior. I guess the girl didn’t believe he was such a skank until she saw it with her own eyes.





